NOAH

I’m not gay. I might have had thoughts about sex with other dudes but that doesn’t make me gay, right?

So why do I keep thinking about falling into bed with our hot new young player Finn Riley?

I’ve trained hard for years to become one of the best centers in the NHL and the last thing I need is competition from some super talented hot young guy who keeps distracting me from my game.

Even if we do end up sleeping together, that doesn’t make me gay, does it?

It will just be one night, won’t it?

FINN

Moving to one of the best teams in the NHL is exactly the next step my career needs.